Competition Day Mugs

English competition.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."