Compassionate Critic Pillows

'The more I think about it, the more I believe this man is right!'

Prejudice/Empathy

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Immigrating to the City

Evolution of Man

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

The Slips of Capitalism

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

My first rodeo

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

Expensive Bird Feeder

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Europe-migration

Contractors view yet another 'artist's impression' of the proposed new art gallery.