Comparison Humor Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into the humorous side of comparison? Our collection celebrates rivalry, playful jabs, and humorous debates. Whether for friends, family, or colleagues, these products are ideal for light-hearted teasing and sharing a good laugh based on life's funny comparisons.

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'Yeah, well, it's not as good as Disneyland.'

'Yeah, well, it's not as good as Disneyland.' mockup

'Yeah, well, it's not as good as Disneyland.'

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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.' mockup

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

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Schrodinger's Black Box

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts." mockup

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

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Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late. mockup

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

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"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead." mockup

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

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It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like! mockup

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

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Flan-eating bacteria

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'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.' mockup

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

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"Ever killed a man?"

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"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis." mockup

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

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'You've been faking it, haven't you?' mockup

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

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'I miss the days when you used to wear cologne instead of just rolling in something in the backyard.'

'I miss the days when you used to wear cologne instead of just rolling in something in the backyard.' mockup

'I miss the days when you used to wear cologne instead of just rolling in something in the backyard.'

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"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole." mockup

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

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"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast." mockup

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

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'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

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Ereptile Dysfunction

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"The phrase is 'score,' dude."

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"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?" mockup

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

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"The doctor will see you now."

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"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

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