Companionship Cultists Gifts

Cone Of Empathy

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I hate it when we fight."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Love is when you watch television together.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Next!'

"Is this who I am?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"