Commuting Ninja Gifts

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Best Seller

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'