Nighttime Ninja Gifts

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Honey! It's that sleepy thirsty kid I'm always dreaming about!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Babies vs. Dogs

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

The modern generation!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Better than Chekhov"

Sell the crunch, not the apple!

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Parkour Breakfast