Nighttime Ninja Prints

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Honey! It's that sleepy thirsty kid I'm always dreaming about!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Babies vs. Dogs

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

The modern generation!

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Better than Chekhov"

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

Parkour Breakfast

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

The light is green.