Time Ninja Prints

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

Building business relations.

Martial Arts

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Well done! This works much better.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

You are here

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'