Community Curiosity Gifts

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Punch Initials - O

'What happens after the end of time?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."