Census Curiosity Gifts

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

Big Bang Theory.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"And you need to know this why?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Entomology Reference

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Punch Initials - O

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"