Census Curiosity Gifts

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

Big Bang Theory.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"And you need to know this why?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Entomology Reference

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Punch Initials - O

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"