Sociology Curious Gifts

'...and he doesn't like anyone to mention his club foot...'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Max Weber

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

August Comte

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

Mobile.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

"Even here in Tibet?"

"The world's oldest profession?"

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"

Snake -charmer's convention

Meanwhile Down In Barcelona...Professor Dale's Hotel Has Not Stayed Where She Left It