Sociologically Curious Gifts

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

The Book Lover

"But what if this is all there is?"

Max Weber

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

August Comte

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Mobile.

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"Even here in Tibet?"

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"The world's oldest profession?"

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"