Communication Experts Gifts

Changing Minds

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Campaign for Plain English

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"National security adviser"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Ruddy bloggers!

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Information...political rhetoric

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'