Commitment Evader Pillows

Recent studies show that a man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he suffers an unrelenting paranoia that something better is on another channel.

"What an exhausting weekend! I made too may commitments Friday during Happy Hour and spent Saturday and Sunday weaseling out of them."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Dating Death

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."