Commitment Cautious Gifts

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'I can't get involved with you, Donald, unless I have an exit strategy.'

'You've got frostbite. How long have you had cold feet about getting married.'

'I'll tell you what, Rodney -- Let's don't and say we did.'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

The Female Brain and The Other One

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."