Commitment-conscious Gifts

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'