Commitment Curiosity Gifts

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

First Marriage