Commitment Cautious Prints

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'I can't get involved with you, Donald, unless I have an exit strategy.'

'You've got frostbite. How long have you had cold feet about getting married.'

'I'll tell you what, Rodney -- Let's don't and say we did.'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'