Commentary Addict Gifts

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Fear of news.

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Actually, we will replace you."

The United States of Amazement

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Voice of the GOP

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.