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One Man's Bliss Is Another's Nightmare

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Fear of news.

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Sports Radio in Crisis

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Actually, we will replace you."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

The United States of Amazement

Chess on TV

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"This is gonna be great!"

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.