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Cliff Morgan

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Jim Carrey,

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

John Laurie

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Artist Painting his Television.

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Jeffrey Tambor

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Free Speech has heavy price.

One Man's Bliss Is Another's Nightmare

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Death to Stultophobia

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

QANON PROUD BOY

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'