Commentary Enthusiast Gifts

BREXIT BRITAIN...

Police shooting at Trump reelection banner

'My blog has its own blog.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

"One day, Trump will reach the point where 'all the good absurd remarks have been made' - and he'll go mainstream."

Children and Guns

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

Putin still has 54% of votes

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

QANON PROUD BOY

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

"Can someone explain to me how, being here, are supposed to maintain physical distance?"

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

'It's dangerous how terror groups are marketing themselves world wide!'

Hell or paradise = New York or Moscow

'Sorry we've run out of money for meds but I can offer you this fantastic free mug and fridge magnet with our new logo.'

"President Erdogan said that he is much more than just a politician. From now on it's illegal to depict him."