Commentary Enthusiast Gifts

BREXIT BRITAIN...

Indoctrinating the Torture Invaders of the Future

Police shooting at Trump reelection banner

'My blog has its own blog.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

"One day, Trump will reach the point where 'all the good absurd remarks have been made' - and he'll go mainstream."

Children and Guns

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Putin still has 54% of votes

Free Speech has heavy price.

One Man's Bliss Is Another's Nightmare

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

"Honestly, I hadn't intended to become a congressman, but it was the only job I qualified for in the prison's work-release program."

QANON PROUD BOY

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

Ever Wonder Why 37& of Americans Prefer Socialism?

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

"Can someone explain to me how, being here, are supposed to maintain physical distance?"

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

CSI: Low Budget Version

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars