Comment Section Survivalist Gifts

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Island and man

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"