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"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'But what do you sell?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"How much is the sign?"

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

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"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"Getting my daily news fix."

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"Ease up, dude... Gotta leave rooms for the comments secton."

'Got anything past its expiration date?'