Comment Section Navigator Gifts

Support group for those addicted to comments boards.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Ease up, dude... Gotta leave rooms for the comments secton."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

New Memer/Incumbent

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Musical Bicycle.

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Four Types of Critics

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Oh shut up."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."