Discussion Navigator Gifts

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Newspaper suicide.

Battery Lighthouse

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."