Online Discourse Navigator Gifts

'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

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"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

The Tangents talk it over.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

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"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

"You should have told me you needed advice."

Chat Bot

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

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"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'There s nothing to discuss Lester...I told you maybe and that's final!!!'

Computer Surfer.

"For discussions in social networks you need good arguments. . . For example 'Dirtbag', 'Stalinist', 'Sexist' or 'Nazi'. . ."