Online Discourse Navigator Pillows

'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Blog Breakdown

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

The Tangents talk it over.

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"You should have told me you needed advice."

Chat Bot

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

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"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'There s nothing to discuss Lester...I told you maybe and that's final!!!'

Computer Surfer.

'Enough about me...let's talk about what's on your mind.'

Beware of the Blog.

"For discussions in social networks you need good arguments. . . For example 'Dirtbag', 'Stalinist', 'Sexist' or 'Nazi'. . ."