"It's okay to drink in moderation."
Digital Discourse Navigator Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows featuring clever, digital-themed designs. Perfect for the digital discourse navigator to relax and enjoy their creativity.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
Cuba restarts virtual classes
"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
"This translation app isn't working."
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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"
Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center
"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."
"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
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"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."
"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."
"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."
"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"
There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?
'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'
"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."
"You destination is around the next curve."
'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'
"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"
Close all your windows please.
"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.
Google Earth, Google Peet
'Who needs to learn Geography anymore when we have Google Earth?!'
'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'
"Recalculating."
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Digital Discourse Navigator Pillows Collection
Digital Discourse Navigator Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for the digital discourse navigator—perfect for brightening their day with a little humor and wit.
Digital Discourse Navigator Prints
View our prints celebrating digital dialogue—ideal for inspiring the digital discourse navigator every day.
Digital Discourse Navigator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the digital discourse navigator—great for expressing their love for online conversations with clever and stylish graphics.