Digital Discourse Navigator Pillows

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"This translation app isn't working."

Blog Breakdown

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

Close all your windows please.

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Email Rain

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

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