Online Discourse Divers Pillows

Blog Breakdown

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."