Online Narrator Gifts

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

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'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

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