Online Narrator Gifts

Beware of the Blog.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Whoa

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Beware of the Blog.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

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