Notebook Narrator Gifts

Doris Lessing.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

New music conference

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Note Book

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."