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Doris Lessing.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

New music conference

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

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While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.