Discussion Driver Gifts

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"'NRA member'?! Hm, can't find it...here it reads 'Armed and dangerous lunatic'..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The Stock Market

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I threaten her masculinity."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."