Discussion Driver Gifts

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"'NRA member'?! Hm, can't find it...here it reads 'Armed and dangerous lunatic'..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

The Stock Market

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I threaten her masculinity."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.