Comment Section Scavenger Prints

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'But what do you sell?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"How much is the sign?"

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Comments: The All-Comments Magazine

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"We've decided we're going to settle this in the comments of a YouTube video."

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

How to Leave Website Comments

This week on Youtube, I counted 150,360 comments beneath 178 "Star Trek: Discovery" reviews. That's amazing. Yeah. And 49% of those comments were people saying the show is unwatchable. 1% of the comments are people asking if the show's unwatchable, how come you've been commenting on every episode and you're still here at episode 11? 50% of the comments are praise for the show. 30% of that 50% of the comments is from people pointing out that they used to only be 40%. I'm not sure the math god san

"Getting my daily news fix."

"Ease up, dude... Gotta leave rooms for the comments secton."

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

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