Commanding Kitty Fan Gifts

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'