Command Guru Gifts

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Never ending to do list

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

'Lost Diary'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Bureaucraze...

Beesy schedule.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Angry boss

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Inventor of Morse Code

Doo inc..can and no can.

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'