Command Guru Gifts

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Never ending to do list

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Lost Diary'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Bureaucraze...

Beesy schedule.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Angry boss

Inventor of Morse Code

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Doo inc..can and no can.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"