Operation Guru Gifts

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

Apples for sale

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Here and There Trays

Intelligent people laugh too!

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Bonk!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Much ado list"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.