Operation Guru Pillows

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Apples for sale

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Here and There Trays

Intelligent people laugh too!

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Bonk!"

"Much ado list"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."