Sergeant shouting at soldiers
Command Gifts
Looking for a gift that commands attention? Perfect for the organized, the leaders, or anyone who loves a bit of humor about taking charge. Our collection celebrates command in all its forms, blending clever wit with charming visuals. Whether it’s for a boss, a team player, or someone who loves leading the way, find a quirky mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that captures their commanding spirit.
"Looks like we found the issue."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
Computer Room.
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
Showbiz Awards
Benedict Cumberbatch
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
I will study my speling words...
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
Golfing Boss
Bo're'droom
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"
Boy and girl at thier studies
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."
Command Gifts Collection
Command Mugs
Explore our range of command-themed mugs—sure to make any leader’s morning brighter and more humorous.
Command Pillows
Check out our command-themed pillows—fun, motivating decor for any space that celebrates leadership with a smile.
Command Prints
Browse our collection of command-inspired prints—perfect for adding a humorous touch to your office or home décor.
Command T-Shirts
Discover command-inspired T-shirts that combine wit with style—ideal for leaders and humor lovers alike.