Comical Souls Pillows

"Harry got a recall notice."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

The practical psychopath

Get crazy once in a while

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'He was a great writer'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fly fishing.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Beware of balloon dog.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

El Greco

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Washing Machine Torture

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Hook them with a crisis.