Satirical Souls Pillows

'Covid airborne'.

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

Shy, modest,unassuming.

If God had accidentally & simultaneously butt-dialed everyone in California

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'I think you only come in here to get out of doing the dishes.'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

British savings accounts

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Drive-thru Church

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Lesbians for Christ

Justice

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

God finger

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."