Satirical Souls T-Shirts

'Covid airborne'.

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

Shy, modest,unassuming.

If God had accidentally & simultaneously butt-dialed everyone in California

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'I think you only come in here to get out of doing the dishes.'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

British savings accounts

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Drive-thru Church

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Lesbians for Christ

Justice

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

God finger

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."