Comical Souls Mugs

"Harry got a recall notice."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Get crazy once in a while

The practical psychopath

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'He was a great writer'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fly fishing.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Beware of balloon dog.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

El Greco

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Gore Vidal

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Washing Machine Torture

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."