Comical Spirits Mugs

"Don't worry. He's too embarrassed in that sweater my mom knitted to run away."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Sliding Down the Banister

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Applause

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Closed until further notice."

Jammy Dodgers

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'I liked the loaves he gave out last week better. The ones with the little poppy seeds.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'