Comical Spirits T-Shirts

"Don't worry. He's too embarrassed in that sweater my mom knitted to run away."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Applause

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Jammy Dodgers

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Closed until further notice."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'I liked the loaves he gave out last week better. The ones with the little poppy seeds.'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'