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Gate-Crasher at the Thirty-ninth Annual Festival of the Birds.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Rap music

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A private jet takes off

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Rodin's Thinker.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Exit Next Left

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'