Comedian Spirit Pillows

Gate-Crasher at the Thirty-ninth Annual Festival of the Birds.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Rap music

Toy plane with pilot eject.

A private jet takes off

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Exit Next Left

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Guru.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'