Spirit Comedian Pillows

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Guru.

St. Elmo's fired.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Halo Frisbee.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Beware of God"

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi