Spirit Comedian Pillows

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

St. Elmo's fired.

Halo Frisbee.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Beware of God"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying Mantis.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Regifts of the Magi