Comedian Spirits Pillows

Shorter Working Hours Now!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Guru.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Teapot

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"